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 |  Subject: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:05 pm | |
| * If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. * There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. * Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. * Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. * Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. * When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. * Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. * # When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. * CNN (Chuck Norris Network) * Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it. * Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does. * Chuck Norris tears cure cancer.Too bad he has never cried. EVER.  And video when Chuck Norris read his facts | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:10 pm | |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE | |
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129joe
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:33 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is a sissy - or so I've been told! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:32 pm | |
| Chuck Norris eats lumps of coal & out comes diamonds! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:31 am | |
| Chuck Norris and Super Man arm wrestled once, the looser had to go around wearing his underwear above spandex
Chuck Norris often donates blood to the Red Cross but never his own |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:03 am | |
| When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing. Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children. Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run. Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol. Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:29 am | |
| Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in a film once, it was the most expensive special effect in the history of Hollywood
When Chuck Norris goes in the sea, he doesn't get wet, it's the sea that gets Chuck Norrised
The only reason God created man was so Chuck Norris would leave him alone
Some people have a peace-maker, Chuck Norris has a war-maker
Some people have SuperMan T-shirts. Superman has has a Chuck Norris T-shirt
Chuck Norris can win a game of Power 4 in 3 moves |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:31 am | |
| lol, we have the same in french  This is a friend who showed me this when we were (supposed to work woth the teacher ^^") in the school library  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:25 am | |
| Chuck Norris is the reason why Charlie is hiding
Chuck Norris has been on Mars, that's why there's no sign of life
If Chuck Norris was in the film "300", it would have been renamed "1"
Gravity is what holds Earth to Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sends in his tax, he sends a blank forms and a picture of himself ready to attack - Chuck Norris has never paid taxes, NEVER |
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:02 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't break wind, he breaks hurricanes.
Chuck Norris met the Incredible Hulk walking down the street, the Hulk stepped into the road to let Chuck pass by. | |
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