Building up pre-season buzz for his
“Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump
wants to invite Hollywood’s bad-girl trifecta to join the show. But is
this solely a grab for the headlines, like last month’s Rosie O’Donnell
invite? According to an interview with the New York Post’s Page Six,
he’s serious.
“We're
negotiating with Britney right now.” The Donald told Page Six. (Doesn’t
he know that’s almost enough to get a subpoena from K-feds
lawyer?!) “Can you imagine her doing it? We're not sure what will
happen. She's a [expletive] mess. And that little reality show she had
did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think
she'd be great.”
Apparently Paris Hilton wants in on the fun. “(She) wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it,” Trump said.
What about LiLo? “Another (expletive) mess,”
said the blunt billionaire. “We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to
call her this week. It would be a positive thing for her to do … for
all of them,” he boasted to Page Six.
C’mon,
if this was just about helping out this batch of troubled gals he’d be
better off just adopting them. You never see those Trump kids caught up
in naughty tabloid hijinks.
But
even if The Donald can wrangle Britney, Paris and Lindsay into his
lagging reality TV franchise, how will they film around rehab
schedules, custody battles and possible future jail terms? It’s a
logistics nightmare!