top 5 signs you are an internet geek

1. You no longer ask prospective dates what their signs is, instead
your line is " Hi, what's your URL?"

2. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP
address.

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server"

4. You introduce your wife as "my
lady@home.wife
" and refer to your
children as "client applications."

5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt
contest.

lol

lol we even say at home www. shhhhhhhhhhhh.com/shhhhhhh lol heard it on catherine tate show