There's a fancy restaurent. One day, a blind man walks in.
The waitor finds him a seat, and th blind man says:
"I'm sorry, I can't see the menu, but I ike what my neighbours are having if you cold pass me a fork from the kitchen, I could choose
"
The waitor all surprised asks his boss what to do. His boss says "what's this?! Just give him what he wants"
So the waitor takes a fork from one of the finished meals and passes it to the blind man. The blind man smells it and says:
"I'd like a steak with that pepper sauce and vegies to accompany it"
The waitor, a little surprised, surves him his meal. He eats, pays and leaves
The next week the blind man comes again. This time the boss says to himself:
"This man is taking me for an idiot!"
He goes to the kitchen and takes any old fork he finds and gives it to the blind man
"Oh, I think I'll have the menu of the day - the canard à l'orange"
As the bnd man leaves, the boss says to himself
"We'll see what happens next time, I'll be waiting for you"
And indeed, the next week, the blind man comes again. The boss quickly goes to the kitchen, and asks his wife Gladys to put the fork in her panties
"We'll see who'se better" he say to himself"
He goes to the blind man
"Hello my good sir, here's your seat, and I've already got a fork for you"
And he passes the fork to the blind man
"Oh! I didn't know Gladys worked here"
Subject: The blind man's fork 
Thats hilarious!
