Joe has a parrot, but it swears like an old sailor, he can go for ever and keep insulting everyone and everything in sight.
Eventually Joe has had enough and he flips, he grabs the bird by the throat and shakes him really hard, and yells "Stop it!"
This just makes the parrot mad and he swears till he's blue in the face and the air is too.
Joe decides to put a stop to it and locks the bird in the kitchen cabinet, this really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches until Joe opens the door and the parrot lets fly with an extreme bout of vulgarities to test the tolerance of a saint.
This drives Joe to breaking point and he grabs the foul-mouthed little terror and throws it in the freezer, for the first few seconds there is a dreadful noise as the bird swears,claws and scratches and suddenly it all goes quiet.
Joe is suspicious at first, but then worries that he may have hurt the bird, so he warily opens the door.
The parrot meekly climbs out onto Joes outstretched arm and says"I'm awfully sorry for all the trouble I've caused you. I'll do my best to clean up my vocabulary from now on."
Joe is stunned at this sudden change in the birds demeanour.
Then the parrot turns to Joe and says "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
Subject: Cold Parrot. 
That was cute 
