The Last Word!!!

First topic message reminder :

This is a silly yet very fun game. The object is to get the last word. Which basically by posting, gives you the last word, BUT try to make it fun, with creating a little story or creative ways of stealing and hiding or protecting the last word, as if it is an object.

Skittles, takes off with the last word, hiding it in her coat. Ducks into Joe's bar, grabs a couple of beers and sneaks out the backdoor. Buries the last word and builds a snowman on top of the last word.

Then staggers away, drinking, singing, and dancing in celebration that she got away with the LAST WORD and no one is gonna find it!!!

Muhahahahaha

Skittles wrote:

Muhahahahaha

Joe is concerned that Skittles has caught some disease & is reverting back to a primate, sounds like a chimpanzee.

Nope it's a sinister evil laugh, you ding dong! lol And I still have the last word.

Joe is enjoying his "Ruthlessness Update Training" at the Dastardly Deeds & Cunning Ploys College & will return a stronger adversary.

Don't you know yet???

You have to pass the test before you can qualify. And guess who the instructor is, who will be evaluating you???

Why none other than Skittles, the expert!!!

Who better?
The student shall learn from the Master until he/she can take their place.

A new challenger appears!

Hehehe Thanks for coming Idle Thoughts!!! We need to teach Joe the Chicken Man, a thing or two!!! muhahahahaha

And Skittles escapes to the wild blue yonder with the last word hidden in her packpack, with multiple pad locks and alarm set on the opening.

Oh, think you're so smart?

*flips an alarm deactivator up in the air coolly and runs after you*
*detatches the backpack in motion while running behind you with his pocket knife and then uses the deactivator to cut the alarms and goes to work on the locks with various blowtorches*
*liberates The Last Word from the pack and makes off with it noncholantly, whistling to himself*

Idle thoughts comes to a bar & decides to reward himself with a celebratory drink, he orders a pint & plans how to keep the last word safe.
He downs the pint & smirks to himself, thinking how easily he got the prize away from Skittles, he gets up to use the toilet before he leaves & finds the beer must have been very strong, his head spins & he lurches into the toilets & slumps to the floor.
The bartender comes to his aid & with a smile says "hello, I'm Joe let me help you, I'll take that heavy load,(& pockets the last word!).
Here's a pillow & a blanket, you're going to need them! You'll be out cold for a good 12 hours"
Joe heads for the airport & beyond!!!

Skittles friends from Joes Bar crosses her path and tells her the entire story.

She heads to the airport, hiding behind some luggage she hears the lady at the counter telling Joe that he needs to check in the last word, as it is too large to fit in the carry on compartments.

Reluctantly he lets it go, knowing he can pick it up after the flight arrives.

Skittles heads over the the baggage areas, she rides the belt carrying the luggage, and gets off below, and waits for the last word to drop into her arms instead of the planes luggage cart.

She takes off with the last word, and waits until Joe is in the plane, and then waves at him while she's holding the last word in hand, as his plane is taking off.

Skittles then takes off heading to the beach, walks out a bit and calls on her friend the whale. She climbs abord the mighty whale, and decides it's time to take a long nap, and enjoy the sun for awhile.

Joe looks out of the plane window & hatches a plan, he goes to the back of the plane & lifts the access hatch in the stewardesses room to get into the hold of the plane & helps himself to the emergency parachute & climbs out onto the undercarriage before it is closed & jumps!!

He plummets through the air heading for Skittles on the whale & at 2,000 ft he opens his parachute & grabs the ropes to direct his fall.

He manages to land directly behind her on the whale, without waking her & using his animal training techniques, persuades the whale to head for a small island a couple of miles away.

Once there he gently lifts Skittles, still heavily asleep, & places her up under cover away from the water & climbs back on the whale with "The Last Word" in his jacket pocket & heads for the coast of Norway!

Skittles wakes up in a shock! What? Where? Who? Oh I know who!!! She can smell chicken all over her!

So she gets out her whale tracking device and sees where he is headed for. So she calls her online best friend who she calls Norgie, and tells her where to go, so she can watch for Joe coming in and track his whereabouts.

Skittles then catches a ride on a team of dolphins and chases after him.

The story continues....

Joe heads up a fjord as far as the whale can take him & to thank him, opens up a salmon-farming gate to let him have a good feed. Joe walks across the pontoon to dry land & thumbs a lift to the nearest city...

Joe books into a hotel for a good meal, shower & a great nights sleep.

In the morning, he gets up for a hearty breakfast & plans where to put the Last Word for safe-keeping, he decides to send it Special Delivery to his uncles house in Scotland, it'll be safe there!

Joe boards a flight to Aberdeen to go visit his uncle & collect the Last Word.

Joe collects the Last Word from his uncle & stays for a while in Aberdeen as it seems no-one wants to take the Last Word from him!

Hi there - just thought I'd pop
in and have the last word.

The last word is still mine.

possession is 9/10s of the law & it's mine again.

If that's what you think

Ah but you'd be wrong.

Ah, but I'm not.

Oh, but you are

Well actually - you both are