cursed wishes

cursed wishing fairy!

each time you visit the thread, post a wish, and a cursed response to the other person!

for example, i might say:

i wish i ran the united states

the next person would respond with

you run the united states, but you still only have limited power

then a new wish

have fun

You run the united states, but you are George W. Bush,

Sorry Valhalla!

I wish I was 18 years old again.

You turned 18 again and you decide to go to a bar, but you forget your ID card and the doorman cards you ---> can't enter

(for US people : in Québec, we can enter in a bar at age 18)

I wish I could travel all over Québec.

You can travel all over Quebec, but only Quebec.

By the way, I never ever used ID only to prove I was under 18, I could have passed for over 18 when I was 13 or 14 yrs old. My son was given a brochure with discount vouchers for Ann Summers shop & he was only 14 at the time.

I wish I could chat up women.

129joe wrote:

By the way, I never ever used ID only to prove I was under 18, I could have passed for over 18 when I was 13 or 14 yrs old. My son was given a brochure with discount vouchers for Ann Summers shop & he was only 14 at the time.

I had no problem entering when I was 17. But now I'm 24 and I've been carded last December when I went to the SAQ (liquor store) with Mom to buy a few liquor bottles.

*for the game, I have no idea since I'm not sure to understand well what you said, so I leave the cursed wish to my neightbor below me*

you can chat up women, but you are not atractive enough for a date
i wish i could go to australia

you can go to australia, but get stung by a jellyfish.

I wish I had £10,000,000.

You have $10,000,000 but you are suspected of a crime and your assets are frozen

I wish they had a mexican restaurant in Sweden, the city where I live Göteborg.

There is a Mexicain restaurent there, except they mix rat meat with cow meat


I wish I had less scars

Internally or externally? I will go with externally
You have less scars but you are covered in a horrible rash.

what is yourr wish, skittles?

Sheesh! I am really bad at these kinds of games. I always forget. lol

I wish I would not forget to post my part of the game. lol No that's not my real question. Just being silly.

I wish I would not have heartburn anymore.

External scars, I haven't suffered tha much, I think, internally

You don't have heartburn, but you're heart broken


I wish I had peace of mind

You have peace of mind, but you are out of your mind, insane.

I wish I could feel whole, for once.

You feel wholey, if not holey

I wish I understood women

You can understand woman but become delusional when it comes to understanding anything guy related. haha

I wish I could freeze time.

The time freezes, but you continue to get older.

I wish I could learn to ride a bicycle.

You learn to ride a bicycle, but your parents take your bike away saying it's too dangerous. You never ride again


I wish I was a graphics God

You are a graphics God but you don't have a computer.

I wish I wasn't so fat!

you're not so fat, but you can only eat 1 meal a day.

i wish i was a season ticket holder for football games

valhalla wrote:

but you can only eat 1 meal a day.

LOL I already do that! Sometimes less!

You have season tickets but it rains during every game, soaking you.

I wish I could sleep longer than 6 hours without intense back pain.

you can sleep longer than 6 hours with out intense back pain, but it causes your body to hurt like hell all over during your waking hours.

i wish i could fly round the world

You can fly all around the world, but you can only land in Baghdad.

I wish I could eat spicy food all the time, without breaking wind afterwards.

LOL I think we ALL WISH that one!!! hehehe

You can eat spicy food all the time without breaking wind, but it gives you fire diarrhea.

I wish I was taller.

You are taller, but can't find clothes to fit.

I wish I could put a stop to starvation in the Third world.