New employee
You are listening to Stevie Wonder
It's your first day at work and everything is great
After 3 months...
You are listening to HOUSE music
because you're so busy you're not sure if you're coming or going
After 6 months...
You are listening to Heavy Metal
because your working day has mysteriously lengthened to 16 hours
After 9 months...
You are listening to Hip Hop
having become fat and constipated due to stress
After a year...
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
Your eyes and face twitch from too much caffeine and you no longer notice the boss
After another year...
You are listening to Techno
having totally lost the plot