Translation of a joke I found on chezmaya.com
A blonde enters in a curtain store.
- Can I help you lady?
- I'm looking for pink curtains.
The storekeeper shows her a large choice of pink curtains. After long minutes and a lot of hesitation, she chooses a pink curtain with flower patterns.
- How many feet do you want?
- 12 inches?
- 12 feet?
- No, 12 inches please.
- Are you sure ? I have never seen such a tiny window !.
- It's for my computer.
- But your computer doesn't need curtains, lady.
- Hellllooooooooo !!! .. I have Windoooooows !
(note : the "hellooo" expression is used in Québec as an expression to say to someone to uh... {pour Caihlem : c'est pour quand quelqu'un a l'air de pas capter, et là j'arrive pas à le dire en anglais. la joke vient d'icitte}
Subject: Blondes joke : A curtain 
