Three men where sitting around and bragging about how they have given there wives new duties.
The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and bragged that he told his wife she was to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. The said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were done and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he'd given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning , dishes and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the thrird day, he had a clean house, dishes where done, and he came home to a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Brooklyn girl. He said that he told that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything. But by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a lil out of his left eye. Just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
Subject: Married Joke 
That's very funny 
AHHHHH!!!
