Why It's Better to be Female.

* We got off the Titanic first.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses


* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.


* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.


* We don’t have to get our strength up between sessions...and it’s much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.


* Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.


* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.


* We can cry and get off speeding fines.


* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......


* Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.


* Taxis stop for us.


* We’ve never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.


* We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

All these things are true. In someways it really is better to be a woman then a manbut not in all things

i like it. lol...so true

those are good reasons.....

BUT lmmao nessa dont wanna get me started on this


ill look for the like 300 reasons why its better to be male


lol

yupp

To all the females

Menace wrote:

those are good reasons.....

BUT lmmao nessa dont wanna get me started on this


ill look for the like 300 reasons why its better to be male


lol

yupp

hahah I'm sure you would probably find more then 300 on that hun

> We don't get pregnant

> We get payed more

> We don't get esteemed less valuable by companies

> We don't get montly periods

> We don't go through menopause

> We don't need the latest clothes to feel good

> We can drink more

> We don't need to worry about weight (to a certain degree)

> We're no afraid of the smallest bugs on earth

> We're not pussies (the non-emo, non-gay populaion)

Do I continue?

That's right Caihlem!

Oh Hush you two