Little Suzie kept nodding off at school, one day in Religious Education her teacher asked her "Suzie, who created the world?"
There was no response from Suzie, so Little Johnny(who was seated behind her) stuck a pin in her backside.
"God Almighty!" shouted Suzie and the teacher smiled and said "Very good" Suzie fell asleep again.
Later the teacher asked again "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"
Johnny repeated his trick and Suzie yelled out "Jesus Christ!"
Suzie drifted off again into a deep slumber.
Eventually the teacher asked a third question "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"
This time Suzie leapt to her feet and screamed out "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your arse!!"
Subject: sunday school 
That was Cute 
