school excuse notes

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE
today. Please execute him.



2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i
had her shot.



3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan.
28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.



4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.



5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.



6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
out of his face.



7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
football. He was hurt in the growing part.



8. Megan could not come to school today because she has
been bothered by very close veins.



9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.



10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.



11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had
diahre dyrea direathe the sh--ts.



12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had
diarrhea, and his boots leak.



13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.



14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.



15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping
because i don't know what size she wear.



16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
monday. We thought it was sunday.



17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to
attend her funeral.



18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She
spent a weekend with the marines.



19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a
cold and could not breed well.



20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in
bed with gramps.



21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.



22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.



23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all
over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be
something going around, her father even got hot last night.

That's really funny , Daniel. I can only imagine what some teachers must get sometimes.

if i was the teacher, i'd go and get those little buggers back in school. lol!

When I was in school we had some really really unique and very creative scams of getting out of class. Never backfired on my friends and I

what kind of things did people try and get out of school for?

valhalla wrote:

what kind of things did people try and get out of school for?

All types of crazy things. My friends that had graduated the year before would call in for us and other things