Understanding Women...

This is
absolutely correct from my experience.


*9 WORDS WOMEN
USE*

1. *Fine:* This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. *Five Minutes:* If
she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five
minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game
before helping around the house.

3. * Nothing:* This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

4. *Go Ahead:* This
is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. *Loud Sigh:* This is
actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. *(Refer back to #3
for the meaning of nothing.) *

6. *That's Okay:* This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants
to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

7. *Thanks:* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say
you're welcome.

8. *Whatever:* Is a women's way of saying F~CK YOU!

9. *Don't worry about it, I got it :* Another
dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to
do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to
#3.