Rugby Jokes

The Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a
player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice
field.
The head coach immediately suspended practice while police and federal
investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis,
investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown
to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after special agents
decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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Q. What do you call an Englishman holding a bottle of champagne after the
World Cup Final?

A. A waiter

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Q. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V watching the Rugby World
Cup final?

A. The All Blacks

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The Australian coach takes the Wallabies out for training and tells everyone
to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the
goalposts and wait for the conversion.

I want to see a rugby game here or at least on TV.. I feel so ripped off. I know nothing about this sport really.

ok i will attempt to explain,
rugby is a little like american football,
most of the time the ball is handled and passed from 1 player to the next for a touchdown at one end,
meanwhile the other team will bring you down if you have the ball so you dont get there,
only difference is there's No Padding, they do it wearing shorts and T-shirts, they get battered & muddy.

Thanx Max, I can't believe I've lived this long without seeing at least one game somewhere. It's like I'm living in a bubble or something here in the US.

We don't pass forwards either, we have a scrum (or mellee) and more importantly: we don't smash into the players, but the ball

(It's also a man's sport, not a pretty boy's sport)

yep i have to agree there,
i admit i dont know the rules, it was a rough overview of the game, i was a cricket player for my local many yrs ago,
*cough* dont ask how many, ive forgoten