Top Four Adult Jokes
4th Place:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes
into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and
says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive
me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room
221."----------------------------------------------------------
3rd Place:
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his
wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband,
rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his
wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow
too?"----------------------------------------------------------
Runner Up:
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of
years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle
slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome
the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and
his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's
wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this
tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?""Oh, Bill, you
didn't" she exclaimed."Yes, I did." he replied."My God, Bill, what
happened?""I got fired.""No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle
slicer?""Oh...she got fired
too."----------------------------------------------------------
Winner:
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast
table one morning when the wife says,"Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said.
"We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."'Well,"
Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."Where upon, the two stripped
to the buff and sat down at the table."You know, honey," the little old lady
breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were
fifty years ago.""I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your
coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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