Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one )!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
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PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
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ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
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DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
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THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
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GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
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THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
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SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
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ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
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ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
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MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
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A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
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THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
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AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
Subject: play on words 
I should try thinking of some 
